Sing along:

(Action)

One felter tells you
that you’re units are small.
And another felter tells you
that you’ve got no chance at all.

Just ask Feltra
to help find your hand balls.
And if you choose to pray Feltra,
when you know you should just fold -
tell 'em you’re just acting out of habit and
you can’t help but to call.

Just ask Feltra
just before you call.

When your playing down in Feltsville,
no one can tell you when to fold.
And they just filled the game room with suckas
that don’t even felt at all.

Just ask Feltra
or scream out  floor!
(Floor!)
And then go home and use Logic to record
all of your songs of poker lore.
And the big blind just a yappin,
and a black queen shows on turn.

 Remember what The Felt Boyz said,
Fold your hand!
Fold your hand!