Sing along:

Why’d I play?
When I’m bound to lose.
Cuz I don’t have shit,
but this weak hand -
Six-Deuce.

Should I raise ?
Even though I’m screwed.
Cuz I don’t have shit,
but this weak hand -
Six-Deuce.

As the dealer flops,
I see no 2's,
and there’s no 6.
That bullshit.
That’s bad news.

Should I raise,
or just fold to you?
Cuz I don’t have shit,
but this weak hand -
Six-Deuce.

As the dealer flops,
I see no 2's,
and there’s no 6.
That bullshit.
That’s bad news.

Take my chips,
cuz I fold to you.
Cuz I don’t have shit,
but this weak hand -
Six-Deuce.

I don’t have shit,
but this weak hand -
Six-Deuce.